Things we've learned since we became parents.

Alana Min-Eui Tuggle was born on 5-15-09 and she has become the light of our lives. That said, the introduction of our new shining "sun" has lead us to look at some things a little differently.

1. When we were in D.C. I bought these cool little rubber ice trays. They make the perfect size ice for a great Gin & Tonic. Now we use them to cool off formula.

2. We used to have coasters all around the house so you could put down your drink with no fear of leaving a water spot. Now we have burp rags all around the house so you can catch the spew.

3. We used to use Skype to talk with our parents in America. Now we turn it on, put the laptop in front of the baby and walk away. Grandma doesn't talk to us anymore anyway and either one will start yelling if something goes wrong. Call it babysitting in the 00's.

4. A night on the town was getting drunk at the bar. Now we put the baby down at seven and get drunk on the couch.

5. Sleeping in used to be sleeping until noon. Now it is sleeping until 7am.

6. Getting milk used to mean going to the fridge. Now it means a 20 minute session with the breast pump.

7. Reading for pleasure went out the window. Now we read What to Expect When You Are Expecting, What to Expect In The First Year, You're Babies First Year, Your Fussy Baby, Happiest Baby On The Block, Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Baby, Operating Instructions, and A New Father's Guide.

8. The last time we were around this much vomit it was after a night on the town.

9. We used to save money for great vacations. Now we save money for a great education. (Thanks Larry!)

10. Pumping used to mean going to the gym and working out. Now it has to do something with a Madela backpack, two suction cups, a hose or two, and reservoir bottles.